I'd never done that before, but yesterday events forced my hand.
Granted, it wasn't 911. I used the local number. But Still. I called the police. Why? Because we've been robbed twice over the past two weeks.
Milk thieves.
We currently get our milk delivered on Wednesday mornings, around 1am, I think. And sometime between then and 6:30 when I go to get it, someone takes a gallon. And since we get the growth hormone free whole milk, that amounts to about $5. Which sounded kinda lame when the officer who came by asked how much the total value of the milk was. "About $10," I told him.
So he's going to have a night patrol car in our area for a while.
Not that that is going to actually catch the thief. It may scare him off though, which means we'd get our milk again.
But to actually catch a thief we need something more. Thus, our plotting. Hiding behind the front door with a fully charged Digital SLR, ready to throw open the front screen to grab a snapshot of the criminal... giving us a shot of their back, or, even if we could get their face there's no way we could ID them. So, we must throw open then door and take them down--which means we'll need to get some police style zip ties...
Seriously. We've spent an hour this evening plotting.
Because, you know, we gotta protect the milk.
And if we can stop someone from further progressing in a life of crime, that's good too.
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Sonlight 2009 Catalog
We just got our first Sonlight Catalog in the mail today!

Sonlight 2009 Catalog
My wife said, "Oh, I love catalogs! No one else can read it. ...wait, who am I turning into?"
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father

Sonlight 2009 Catalog
My wife said, "Oh, I love catalogs! No one else can read it. ...wait, who am I turning into?"
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Happy Birthday, Eduard!
Our son turned 7 yesterday.
Kyrgyz officials also met yesterday to discuss the future of adoptions from that country.
Today is a holiday in Kyrgyzstan, so we're not sure when we'll hear anything about that meeting, but we are praying that whatever is done is done soon and is best for the children of the 65 families who have already accepted referrals and are waiting for the paperwork to start moving.
To celebrate, we had ice cream:

Birthday Ice Cream
Happy Birthday, Eduard!
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
Kyrgyz officials also met yesterday to discuss the future of adoptions from that country.
Today is a holiday in Kyrgyzstan, so we're not sure when we'll hear anything about that meeting, but we are praying that whatever is done is done soon and is best for the children of the 65 families who have already accepted referrals and are waiting for the paperwork to start moving.
To celebrate, we had ice cream:

Birthday Ice Cream
Happy Birthday, Eduard!
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Jesus and Playboy
If you have a content filter running, this post just may the worst thing it's ever encountered.
While doing research for my last post, I quickly stumbled across some... "interesting" [read: incriminating] information. Not only was Kyla a Hooters waitress* at the time--perhaps she still is--but shortly after the incident with Southwest, she was approached by Playboy.
Playboy?
Yep. You know, the magazine that recently sent me an offer of twelve whole issues for only a buck a piece.
Those guys.
Thankfully, I had the presence of mind to get my wife to snap a picture so I could share the occasion with all of you <smile>.

Playboy: 12 Issues for $12
In fact, it turns out that Playboy seems to often approach the "rejected" and "disenfranchised" with open arms and camera lenses. After being rejected as a "rogue brand ambassador" for the Olive Garden, Playboy model Kendra Wilkinson put together an issue of Playboy devoted to The Girls of Olive Garden (the link is an article, not pictures <smile>).
What's interesting to me is that these girls take Playboy up on the offer and gladly pose nude for one of the largest porn--oh, I mean "Adult Entertainment"--magazines in the world.
For whatever reason, girls flock to Playboy when they feel rejected or slighted for being sexy.
All this reminds me of another time, long past, when similar girls would end up near Christ.
And that makes me wonder: What's changed?
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
While doing research for my last post, I quickly stumbled across some... "interesting" [read: incriminating] information. Not only was Kyla a Hooters waitress* at the time--perhaps she still is--but shortly after the incident with Southwest, she was approached by Playboy.
Playboy?
Yep. You know, the magazine that recently sent me an offer of twelve whole issues for only a buck a piece.
Those guys.
Thankfully, I had the presence of mind to get my wife to snap a picture so I could share the occasion with all of you <smile>.

Playboy: 12 Issues for $12
In fact, it turns out that Playboy seems to often approach the "rejected" and "disenfranchised" with open arms and camera lenses. After being rejected as a "rogue brand ambassador" for the Olive Garden, Playboy model Kendra Wilkinson put together an issue of Playboy devoted to The Girls of Olive Garden (the link is an article, not pictures <smile>).
What's interesting to me is that these girls take Playboy up on the offer and gladly pose nude for one of the largest porn--oh, I mean "Adult Entertainment"--magazines in the world.
For whatever reason, girls flock to Playboy when they feel rejected or slighted for being sexy.
All this reminds me of another time, long past, when similar girls would end up near Christ.
And that makes me wonder: What's changed?
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
*If SI One was a bit much, you'll want to avoid this site
Thursday, February 12, 2009
South by Southwest
What do these two women have in common?

Kyla and Bar
They have both been on a Southwest plane.
But Kyla, well, she was deemed to be dressed a little too skimpily to be allowed on Southwest's family friendly airplanes back in 2007.

Kyla and Bar
They have both been on a Southwest plane.
But Kyla, well, she was deemed to be dressed a little too skimpily to be allowed on Southwest's family friendly airplanes back in 2007.
Jump forward in time with me...
Now it's 2009, and, well, something has changed.
Because Southwest recently had an unveiling for their latest plane: The SI One.
Yes, that stands for Sports Illustrated--presumably the "Swimsuit Edition" because Ms. Refaeli is sprawled across the side of the plane in what would best be describe as "skimpy apparel."
Bar and Her SI One Plane
How does one spell "hypocrisy"?
Perhaps it is S-O-U-T-H-W-E-S-T....
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Glimmer, Shred of Hope
My wife was reading some Kyrgyzstan adoption forums today that hinted that things were supposed to get moving again yesterday (January 12th).
I haven't heard anything official, so I almost don't dare to hope. But when you hear that a group is supposed to start signing dossiers this week, how can you not have a glimmer of hope?
But then there's the fear, both of it not coming true and of its possibility.
If this is just a rumor: Despair.
If it's not: Life will change forever.
So what to do with this shred of a rumor?
Pray, yes; but how?
Tears stay in my eyes, prayers in my chest, and my hope hangs precariously over my head. Is hearing unconfirmed rumblings worse than hearing nothing at all?
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
I haven't heard anything official, so I almost don't dare to hope. But when you hear that a group is supposed to start signing dossiers this week, how can you not have a glimmer of hope?
But then there's the fear, both of it not coming true and of its possibility.
If this is just a rumor: Despair.
If it's not: Life will change forever.
So what to do with this shred of a rumor?
Pray, yes; but how?
Tears stay in my eyes, prayers in my chest, and my hope hangs precariously over my head. Is hearing unconfirmed rumblings worse than hearing nothing at all?
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Economic Crisis and Soliciting
I came home today to see the surest sign of our economic crises taped to my door:

Solicitation
Obviously things are so hard right now that local businesses have resorted to hiring illiterate children to tape fliers to our doors. This particular paper was taped right over our NO SOLICITING sign.
It always makes me laugh.
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father

Solicitation
Obviously things are so hard right now that local businesses have resorted to hiring illiterate children to tape fliers to our doors. This particular paper was taped right over our NO SOLICITING sign.
It always makes me laugh.
~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
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